The boy soldier told the officer that he had been found,
as a baby, in a stairwell.
The tearful officer told the boy
it was a great find,
which made the boy swallow.
The soldier was so beautiful he looked as though
he had been carved from cocoa butter.

Meet me in Foreign Travel in 5 minutes.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Pink 5 (4 disappeared)

Pink 3

He used to know the phone number for heaven.
He taught me all I know about witches, birdies and bats.
We almost married.

In 1998 I recorded a series of conversations with Zach who was about 4 years old at the time. He fascinated me. He said the most curious things. His imagination was limitless. He sang beautiful little home made songs and confided secrets about monsters. The finished recordings will be serialised here over the next few weeks. His voice is like a spell. I hope you enjoy.

More rat damage.

I cast a spell to make the cat come back.

I dreamt I was in love with a transvestite. It was pretty hot. Of course there was the usual waiting for buses in the half light but that's in almost all my dreams. Hot transvestites are a new one for me.

Nicky is a one year old yellow nape amazon.
Nicky is in the airport.
Nicky is too sexy for everything.
Nicky is our son.
Nicky is moving to Valencia.
Nicky is a quality time volunteer.
Nicky is looking to chillax.
Nicky is male or female name?
Nicky is mad.
Nicky is about to eat my head.

• his unsettling dreams / chewing imaginary fruit gums
• midnight jaw clench
• jabbing at a creamy page
• A Rebours
• 3D pagoda
• just a book of questions
• demons on trains
• papaver
• how to get rid of spies
• sticky spit of morning
• escape, leaving dog as substitute

Hello. Do you want to watch Blithe Spirit with me?
Good.

The End.
Goodbye!

 
 





















Little bones. Front & back.

• The sky is silver over the burgled house
• Phantom feather on my nose
• I buy fruit and I watch it rot. Like Caravaggio.
• Haircut & Hawks (heart shaped post-it)
• Cola Candies
• You are a philistine and so is yr tortoise
• I should never have eaten the devastated pineapple (lesson learned)